Submissions pay nothing, but I would if I had the cash if that means a thing these days. Submit anything you want – fiction, essays, poetry, satire, mosaics, napkin sketches… as long as it’s not boring I’ll consider it, and if I don’t run your piece on this 2 hit a day website don’t assume I thought it was boring, I probably was too lazy to read it.

Now that you’re fired up to contribute to this site you can send submissions to