Taking the Rattle

Oh, if I didn’t have porn I’d be pissed.

If I didn’t eat meat like those gay sissy progressives then I’d fuckin’ kill someone.

What if I didn’t have these sweet tattoos?

What if I didn’t have NFL football?

What if this cell phone that is always by my side, wasn’t?

What if I didn’t shop unless I really needed something?

What kind of person would I be? How could I possibly define who I am?

Without these things how could I possibly distract myself from the wretched day to day tedium at a job where it’s not unusual to think about suicide if I’m not sufficiently overworked.

How was anyone ever remotely happy before any of these things existed?

What if I saw the world for what it is before people started judging my status and trying to commodify my life?

What would I see? Nihilism? Or bliss?


You may reach me at jason.holland@reasonbowl.com

Jason Holland is a hologram of an actual writer. He is the interdimensional representation of living earth here to tell tale of liberty of the human spirit. To bring an end to the age of reductionist materiality, superficial division, and egotism, and usher in the age of the idea, the age of reason, age of diplomacy, the age of spirit, the age of kindness and forgiveness.

A hologram pushing quantum vibrational fields into aligned flowing consciousness one quark at a time.

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