Did you hear?
I’m better than you and naturally more deserving of rewards.
Yep, it’s not easy being a better-than however I manage to cope because I serve as a mentor and role model for all the lessers. My being a better-than is a gift to everyone, so don’t be jelly, just learn to be better like me if you want to succeed.
You may wonder, what makes this guy so special? Well first of all my dad was important and rich. What did your daddy do? What bloodline did you come from? Probably not wealth and nobility.
My daddy aggressively made a lot of insider deals; ingratiated himself to other wealthy and powerful people. He also made good use of cheap foreign labor working under coerced labor conditions, but that’s their fault for not living in America. And he may have stole other people’s ideas on occasion and made a successful business venture out of it all, but it was savvy if you ask me since good ideas just go to waste in lesser-than minds.
He came from nothing and worked really hard, for five entire years he was nothing but a lowly salesman buttering people up trying to hock things other people built, but then he played the game right and made something of himself. He only needed to make the right rich friends and he became a self made success.
Of course after my daddy became rich off the labor of others he was able to snag himself an attractive woman like my mom who was also better than you for being pretty. Two better-thans are naturally going to spawn a beautiful better-than child and I’m proof of that.
Following in my rich dad footsteps, I too became a self made man. It’s not just genetic superiority I have, it’s also that I’m intrinsically better than you all on my own. Since my parents knew right away I was going to be a better-than, I was given the best tutors and coaches. I also attended an Ivy league university, which isn’t hard to do at all. I just put some work in unlike most people who just want to be handed everything. I took the initiative and asked my dad to get a hold of a friend of his that was a Harvard alumni to give me a good word to get admitted. That, and my daddy sent a check off and just like that I was on my way to make my own insider connections at Harvard business school.
After university I only had to take out a small loan from my rich dad and collaborated with other trust fund kids from Harvard and soon I had a successful business of my own. I’ve found that less-thans don’t have ambition or initiative and that’s why they remain less-than. If you aren’t willing to step on other people to get ahead, ask your rich dad for help, or abandon self righteous ethics that stand in your way then you aren’t serious about becoming a success and have no room to complain.
Some might say if I’m better I should have sage like wisdom and not egotistically flaunt how much better I am. But that’s ridiculous, because if I didn’t flaunt how much better I am then how would you know I’m better than you?
That’s why I have the biggest watch money can afford on my wrist. Wear nothing but classy expensive suits, gel my hair, live in a big house, drive a fancy car, and talk about my investing skills whenever possible. Appearance is vital. If you don’t look successful no one will want to invest money into your pyramid or Ponzi scheme.
Not only am I better than you in nearly every way, but I’m more humble too. You may scoff at such a notion, but considering just how much better than you I am, it takes an amazing amount of restraint for me not to rub it in your face at every occasion. You’re welcome.
Again considering how much better I am on a magnitude of scale, it makes good sense why I should have more than I could ever use since I know much better than a lesser than what should be done with money. There’s a reason people are homeless and live paycheck to paycheck and that is they don’t have any belief in themselves that they can be a better-than, so they remain in a low state. I could give them money so they could have proper housing and food, sure. But what good would that do?
They have to learn to fish for themselves. Pull themselves up by their own bootstraps like I did.
They have to learn to sycophantically submit themselves first to better-than people if they want to be better themselves. That means full surrender, and not this bullshit like they want to be paid right away for doing work. Internships have a purpose in the world so that better-thans can know which less-thans are truly committed to ascending up the ladder.
The main focus here is to get good at things that are important to better-thans so lesser-thans can serve their betters more proficiently. Some people have stupid pride and think being under the thumb of a better-than is degrading. To have to go get my coffee, or pick up my kids from school and make them dinner, might feel embarrassing. But just to have the opportunity to be close to and learn from a better-than like myself is well worth sacrificing some silly pride.
Some people whine that I’m supposedly being greedy because I have more than I can use on a finite planet. But what is greed really, isn’t greed just some arbitrary distinction? And what are you, the ethical police? Are we living under a dictatorship where someone can dictate that I shouldn’t be able to own everything? We aren’t filthy communists here, and really that’s the only two options that exist, either you believe in free market capitalism where the winner rightfully takes all in a legit competitive meritocracy like we have now, or you’re a totalitarian communist.
The most valuable lesson I learned from my rich dad was that being a middleman is the ultimate goal. You don’t actually want to have to do anything or have any liability, responsibility, or care about the people you have to fleece to get ahead. The idea is to create arrangements where I can just parasitically suck money out from people I never have to look at in the eye.
Like a troll under bridge demanding payment for those who wish to cross, I make profit out of being an opportunist, it’s the American way. It’s better than being one of those chumps that does something critical in the supply chain like delivery, food production, or pick up a tool and help build or maintain a house; those people work like fools for decades and still owe money on a mortgage.
Instead I use money to make others my servants because I’m smarter obviously and more qualified to know how to direct people. Every evolved species has a worker class and a master class, and who am I to fight a biological imperative? I was born to be a better-than and have more and there’s no way I could make a conscious choice to do something different. Why would I when this is all working out so well for me and what helps me ends up helping out all the lesser-thans too with all the jobs I create. Win-win.
Now some hippie types might say this economic system we have is rigged, or just a bunch of arbitrary rules to keep a pyramid scheme going that also serves as a behavioral control mechanism for the lesser-thans. But to quote the wise words of Arthur Young long ago: “Everyone but an idiot knows that the lower classes must be kept poor, or they will never be industrious.” Meaning that the poors have to be managed or else chaos and sloth will arise. So that’s where better-thans evolved role comes into play, to keep the lower classes productive for their own good and the good of all society.
I hope this essay can bring an end to class warfare. If people would either just let go of their ego and accept their lesser-than roles, or show a hint of ambition to move into the better-than class, then all this jealousy and conflict could end and a more peaceful world could emerge. I feel as though I’m one of many that are like modern day Christ like figures, potentially bringing an end to war and opening our species up to a new social evolution the way God intended where the better-thans can patiently shepherd the lesser-than herds into superior ways of living.
